Inspired by the Carrie Underwood song, I have begun using the phrase in many situations to great effect. For example, when I am at Food Emporium, and the cashier asks,”Debit or credit?” I simply reply, “Jesus take the wheel.” I am also saving up to buy a racehorse - guess what I’m going to name it? God what I would give to be a single mom saved from fiery death by Jesus. That could potentially merit an Oprah primetime special.2 years ago • 6 notes
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Eleanor Morrow’s tumblr is hilarious.
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This made me laugh hysterically.
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